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Despicable Me 2 Quotes
Gru: Good night, Edith.
[gives Edith a good night kiss]
Gru: Good night, Margo.
[gives Margo a goodnight kiss, but returns]
Gru: Whoa, whoa, hold your horses. Who are you texting?
Margo: My friend Avery.
Gru: Ohh, Avery!
[confused]
Gru: Huh? Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
Margo: Does it matter?
Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter... Unless it's a boy!
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[Agent Lucy sends Gru, completely soaked and covered with sea creatures, out of the car trunk of her spy car]
Gru: [weakly] Pins and needles!
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Jillian: Gru! It's Jillian!
Gru: [whispers; to Agnes] Tell Jillian I'm not here.
Agnes: Gru's not here!
Jillian: Are you sure?
Agnes: Yes, he just told me.
Jillian: [laughs] Agnes, where is Gru?
[Gru zips his lip]
Agnes: He's... putting on lipstick!
[Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds]
Agnes: He's... swatting on flies!
[Gru slices his hand beneath his chin]
Agnes: He's... chopping his head off!
[Gru covers his head, groaning loudly]
Agnes: He's...
[confused]
Agnes: pooping?
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Agnes: I know what makes you a boy.
Gru: [turns to Agnes] Uh... You do?
Agnes: Your bald head.
Gru: Oh, yes.
Agnes: [creates an imaginary line around the head of a confused Gru] It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, I imagine a little chick popping out.
[imitates a chick hatchling]
Agnes: Peep-peep-peep-peep.
Gru: Good night, Agnes.
[gives Agnes a good night kiss]
Gru: Never get older.
Margo: [to Gru] I hate boys.
Gru: Yeah... well, they stink.
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Gru: I have finally accepted a new job.
Margo: Oh, really?
Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world.
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?
Gru: *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! No deal!
Edith: [amazed] Awesome!
Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: Yes.
[puts on a pair of spy glasses]
Gru: Yes, I am.
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Lucy: Mr Gru, Agent Lucy Wilde of the Anti-Villain League. You're gonna have to come with me.
Gru: Oh, I'm sorry, I... freeze ray!
[fires weapon]
Lucy: [counters attack with her own weapon] You know, you should really announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example
[fires weapon]
Lucy: lipstick taser!
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Silas: I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Additional Minions: [giggles] Bottom.
[laughs]
Silas: Hilarious.
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Gru: Goodbye, Mister Sheepsbutt.
Silas: That's Ramsbottom
Gru: Yea, 'cause that's better.
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Antonio: My dream is to one day play video games for a living.
Margo: Wow. You are so complicated.
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Agnes: [rehearing for the Mother's Day play] I don't think I should do this.
Gru: How come?
Agnes: Because I don't have a mother.
Gru: That makes no difference, you performed in the Veteran's Day play and you haven't even been in combat.
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